smackdown.

i was in my political science presidency class today and my professor used the term "chuckabee" and that got me thinking. take every candidate's most popular celebrity backer and stick them in the ring. ladies and gentleman its a smackdown.

the line-up

-representin' mike huckabee- the strong, the brawny, the slightly outdated CHUCK NORRIS!
-in for barack obama - the media savvy, the powerhouse, the former roach owner OPRAH!
-hootin' for john mccain - the italian stallion himself with or without the cane SYLVESTOR STALLONE!
-closing our match for hillary clinton - the nose with the bro(lin) BARBBBAAARRAAA STREISAND!

the prediction

i'm going to knock out chuck norris immediately for those internet quotes that premature boys enjoy to quote (even though when you mention delta force - they have no idea what it is). sylvestor will take out barbara because lets face it stallone is the underdog and barbara's backed by the majority of gay men in this world. leaving us with a match which i like to imagine to be a cage match between oprah and stallone. it's a tough one to predict. the big o might have to bust out her old school detroit ways to take out rocky.

thoughts, feelings, and predictions are appreciated.